What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 08:41
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance