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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 08:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

‘Godfather’ of AI Yoshua Bengio says latest models lie to users - Financial Times

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?